Bosoms Vs. T.V. Time
January 22, 2010 – 4:30 pm
Do you have one of those better halves that says things like,”All you do is watch sports! Stop checking T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Have a fun your ass and do something!”? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn’t that be nicer? Wouldn’t it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with ‘em? Check out Chavon as this woman does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this movie scene to your better half. And when this babe says,”What the fuck is this? Porn!” and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it is an educational video intended to”make your relationship approximately satisfying each other’s emotional and physical needs.” She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your weenie with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys’ that this doesn’t work for and she goes mad, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you’re in deep shit.
